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Dick Cheney Quotes
Great things Dick Cheney's said. Or someone else said about him.



"People keep telling me Sen. Edwards got picked for his good looks, his charm and his hair. I say to them, 'How do you think I got the job?' "
- Dick Cheney

"Except for the occasional heart attack, I never felt better." - Dick Cheney


"I'm told it's already an energy efficient device."
- Dick Cheney, joking about his possible new pacemaker

"This really is my last job. I'm not running for anything else. I have no desire or aspiration to run for office myself in 2008. I'm not out trying to cater to or impress county chairmen in Iowa, because I've got my own agenda. I'm here specifically to serve as part of [Bush's] team." -Dick Cheney to USA Today in January 2004

 

"I always feel a genuine bond whenever I see Sen. Clinton. She's the only person who's at the center of more conspiracy theories than I am." - Dick Cheney


"Here's an unsigned question. 'Mr. Vice President, don't you think it's time to step down and let someone else add new energy and vitality to the ticket?' No . . . I don't. And Rudy [Giuliani], you need to do a better job disguising your handwriting." - Dick Cheney, at the Gridiron Dinner


"Here lies a gracious and gallant man."
- Dick Cheney at the funeral of Ronald Reagan


"Suck it up, Mary. If a principle is worth having, it's worth fighting for."
- Dick Cheney

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"Dick Cheney can be President!"
-George W. Bush


"A hobby I enjoy is mapping the human genome. I hope one day I can clone another Dick Cheney. Then I won't have to do anything." - George W. Bush

"I am proud to announce that Dick Cheney, a man of great integrity, sound judgement and experience, is my choice to be the next vice president of the United States."
-Texas Gov. George W. Bush


"I like Dick Cheney, because he's perpetually pissed off."
-Dennis Miller

"He loves to prepare...You can't give him too much information. He just swallows it and asks for more."
-Mary Matalin

"Dick Cheney is a Westerner's westerner." - Hank Brown, University of Northern Colorado President


"He never yells; he never even raises his voice...He just buries you, slowly, with the force of his logic."
-Anonymous close friend and adviser

"He's like a Zen Buddhist guru...He tends to calm crowds, and the media.'' -Sean Walsh, Political Consultant

"He doesn't have a mean streak...He deals with issues, not personalities. And he doesn't run to the cameras."
-Lee Hamilton, Chairman of the Iran-Contra Committee

"They'd be in there dressing for the game, and there was usually a lot of chattering and noise...But when Dick started to speak, the other kids would stop and listen. They respected him."
-Harry (The Horse) Geldien, Cheney's school football coach

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